Session: Italian Gothic Horror Month, Week 4
Movie: The Ghost (1963)
Directed by Riccardo Freda
Plot:
After he is killed by his wife and her lover, Dr. Hichcock seems to be coming back for revenge. Hilarity ensues.
Reaction:
Session: Italian Gothic Horror Month, Week 4
Movie: The Ghost (1963)
Directed by Riccardo Freda
Session: Italian Gothic Horror Month, Week 3
Movie: Horror (1963)
AKA: The Blancheville Monster
Directed by Alberto de Martino
And this is the result of my first foray onto fiverr. I found Tobias Wilson on the site. I won't go into great detail of the experience*. Suffice to say that Toby was a pleasure to work with, and I'll probably be employing his services for future demos.
Anyway, I hope you like "Changing Rainbows."
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*Regular readers may roll their eyes and ask why I didn't similarly spare them the details of my bad experience with AT&T.
Session: Italian Gothic Horror Month, Week 2
Movie: Nightmare Castle (1965)
AKA: Night of the Doomed
Directed by Mario Caiano
I wanted to record an album.
I'm not a good musician, but I can write a decent song.* So I wanted to record an album. Mostly for shits and giggles. And for an ego trip. And to be able to have good quality recordings of my songs for my listening pleasure.
Someone I know from work is in a punk band and runs a recording studio (see here). He's also a multi-instrumentalist. So my plan was to go into his studio and work with him. He would produce and play all (or at least most) of the instruments. I would sing and possibly provide some guitar. And eventually I would put out an album called Music No One Else Can Hear (after one of the songs). After a day in the studio, I realized it's not coming together as I had envisioned -- partly because of the limitations of my vocal abilities -- and I'm putting an end to the project.
So what's next?
I have done some limited recording of my songs at home. Just me and guitar. Sharon recorded them. They're not great. And they're certainly not professional quality recordings, but I enjoy them. Or at least some of them. And if there's something I don't like, I can rerecord it. I'm not going to put the audio of those recordings onto an album. But I can keep them in my own personal music collection.
Actually, another friend has offered to film me singing my songs in front of his greenscreen. So I can put them on Youtube without having to show off my cluttered home office.
But, dangit, that just doesn't have the ego-boost of an album. And it's not studio quality.
I have fantasies about commissioning others to record songs and put out a various artists compilation of my songs: Music No One Else Can Hear: The Songs of Marc Whinston. It wouldn't be quite the same as an album of me, but it could be fun if I can get good quality recordings. But I have no idea how to even get started on the project.
I have several friends who have studio experience, who might be interested. I also have some Facebook friends who are musicians, and some of them do studio recordings. If I decide to pursue this project, I'll probably start by asking them if they have any willingness.** Of course, there's also the issue of getting permission to release a commercial CD with their recordings. Well, even if I can't secure those rights, there's still value in having well-done recordings of my songs for my own listening. Heck, I could probably even press a limited edition, just to be able to hold them in my hand, and not actually sell them. Yeah, I can go with delusion.
Other approaches? There are professional demo services. I went that route once -- about 15 years ago. And they made a song sound much better than it is.
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*If you are reading this and you knew me in high school, and your only impression of my songwriting is the melodramatic shit I wrote in high school, please be aware that I've gotten better.
**And since some of them read this blog (at least sporadically), they might not be taken completely by surprise when I ask.
***I'll take "duh" for a thousand, Alex.
Not exactly highbrow, but I love this song.
"You can't upstage a fat drunken punker who just shit his pants." I suppose that's true.
Session: Italian Gothic Horror Month, Week 1
Movie: Mill of the Stone Women (1960)
Directed by Giorgi Ferroni
Session: Spaghetti (with Different Sauces) Westerns, Week 4
Movie: God, Guts and Guns (1974)
Directed by Rene Cardona, Jr.
My prior post was about my 1998 trip to Hawaii -- as a single man, attending a professional conference and then staying on for some sight-seeing. Continuing in that vein, because I promised a Facebook friend that I would, I'm writing this about my 2013 trip. In 2013, I went to Hawaii as part of a family of five. Ethan was becoming a Bar Mitzvah, and he had no real interest in the traditional rituals that most Jewish boys go through to celebrate becoming a Bar Mitzvah. Blair and I, both atheists, had no interest. The only relative who seemed to have any desire for us to go through with a traditional celebration was Blair's father, Hal. But with the health problems he was having at the time, he had more important worries.*
On this trip, we spent all our time on the Big Island. There's no way that I'll manage to cover everything we did. Sorry.
On the East side of the Island, I loved taking my family to Hawaii Volcanoes National Park to show them the sights I had seen fifteen years earlier. Of course, stuff had changed -- including the location of the end of Chain of Craters Road. But the feel was still there. No one in the family was taken with the Thurston Lava Tubes the way I had been. C'est la vie.
Fortunately, Blair had a few tricks up her sleeve. She got us booked for one night in a cabin within the park, which was really cool, and she found us a really nice hot spring. But the best, I thought, was the seven (I think) miles-long walk across the Kilauea Iki crater. Yeah, there was lots of bitching and moaning. But we made it.
One morning, while we were touring a botanic garden, Ethan recalled that a friend had told us about his trip to Hawaii, getting onto a tour that got closer to an active crater and visible molten lava than one is legally allowed. We hadn't looked into it before the trip, but decided to see if it was possible. We texted our friend, and the exchange went something like the following:
Me: Hey, Jason, we're in Hawaii, on the Big Island. Do you have the contact information for that lava tour you told us about?
Jason: You're on the Big Island? I'm on the Big Island! We should get together for lunch!
So we made our lunch plans. We met up with Jason, who was touring with an old friend of his (who also happened to know my cousin -- small world). I forget why, but the tour didn;t work out. Maybe the lava wasn't flowing. Maybe the guide was uncomfortable allowing someone as young as Ethan along. So we went back to the botanical garden.
We saw a variety of beaches, including one with green sand and a couple with black sand. I loved these -- not least for the fact that they were off the typical tourist path, and I enjoyed the low-key atmosphere. And there were a couple of other beaches we got to on the West side of the Island. Fun swimming.
The kids wanted to go snorkeling, which would have been great except that Asher was too young -- he was four at the time. So I skipped that tour and hung out at the hotel pool with him. He was not happy to be left out. But he was allowed on the nighttime manta ray snorkeling trip. I'd never seen a manta ray up close before, and found them fascinating. Too bad I got seasick and ended up puking into the ocean. That did not endear me to the others on the outing.
I recently asked Sharon if she remembered the trip; I knew that Ethan remembered it and that Asher didn't. She recalls one particular trip to a restaurant. She went outside to look at lizards while she waited for her chicken salad sandwich. By the time her sandwich was ready, she had caught several lizards. On that note, I remember trying a hamburger with grilled pineapple on it. That was the best. What wasn't the best was liking it so much that I got a second one (even though I was already full). Yeah, there's a reason I'm overweight.
It's too bad that two of the kids don't remember that trip. We'll have to back.
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*As an aside, people talk about "getting Bar Mitzvah'ed" or "having their Bar Mitzvah," and both of those formulations give the impression that one has to go through some ritual (akin, I think, to a Confirmation -- but I could be wrong about that, since I'm not really expert in Christian ritual) to become a man (in a religious sense). In fact, when a Jewish boy turns 13 he becomes a Bar Mitzvah (literally, a "son of the commandments"). No ritual required. No party required. It happens. For religious purposes, he is viewed as an adult. There are some functions during the regular prayer services that can only be performed by a Bar Mitzvah. Accordingly, it has become common for people to perform these functions when they are first able to (i.e., at the first Sabbath service after they become a Bar Mitzvah. And then to have a big party celebrating it. Those events are now colloquially referred to as getting Bar Mitzvah'ed. Oh, and let's not get into the gender issues here. I'm already off on a tangent.
In this post I'll talk about my first trip to Hawaii, which was in 1998. I'll try to get to the 2013 visit in a future post. Sadly, I can't find any old pictures from the 1998 visit. Photos in this post are not from my camera.
Back in the halcyon days of the 1990s, the company I worked for had a policy of letting FSAs attend one SoA meeting per year*. They were usually in fancy hotels and conference centers in cities that made good tourist destinations -- Boston, Montreal, San Diego. But for 1998 the SoA upped the ante and held their June meetings in Maui. At some point, there was a bit of concern at the office. An unusually large percentage of the actuaries wanted to attend that one, and everyone was wondering how the powers-that-be would decide who gets to go. In the end, they decided that the only fair thing was to let us all go. There were some actuaries who didn't want to bother, but anyone who satisfied the requirements and wanted to, went.
My first impression was that this was heaven. The meeting was being held at the Grand Wailea resort In Wailea -- on the southern part of the West coast of Maui. The beautiful ocean looked like you could just jump in and float forever.
I planned to take extra vacation time after the meeting, but (other than a car rental and my hotel reservation), I made no specific plans. I figured I'd find stuff to do.** I ended up meeting up with four female colleagues who had planned on hanging out together, but didn't have transportation. For a couple days after the SoA meeting had ended, I was happy to hang out with them. They had activities planned.
One day was spent in a chartered van riding the "Road to Hana," which is basically an all-day scenic drive around the southeastern lump of Maui***. My best memory was of a series of several pools. Seven? I'm not sure. Whatever it was, it was beautiful. I seem to recall being told that you shouldn't drive it on your own because it was too rough a road. But it didn't seem so bad.
sunrise over Haleakala |
Another day we had to get up early for a bus ride up to watch the sun rise over Haleakala crater. Haleakala is one of the volcanoes that make up Maui. It was June, and the weather was generally warm. But the early morning hour and the altitude made it quite chilly. Still, it was worth it. The crater had an other-worldly look, and the sunrise was stunning. One popular activity that I didn't know about is to ride a bicycle down the side of the mountain. We rode up in a van and rode back in the same van. What some tour companies do is drive you up, and drive bicycles up in a separate van. Then you ride the bike down the road to some predetermined pick up spot. From there the tour company drives you back to the base. I probably would have enjoyed the bike ride, but the sunrise was the real attraction.
We spent one glorious day at Club Lanai. Lanai is a separate island West of Maui. My understanding is that it was a leper colony, and most of it is still off limits to tourists. But they did set up a day-resort. In the morning we took a catamaran from Lahaina to club Lanai. There, we cavorted on the beach, lazed in hammocks, and drank.**** Eventually, we took the catamaran back to Lahaina.
I also remember a couple of scuba diving trips, including one to Kahoolawe, which was the remaining rim of a volcano -- Southwest of Maui.
Plans changed one evening. We were having dinner and drinks.***** Somehow, the subject of the other islands came up. And suddenly I was jonesing to see one of the other islands before going home. Our waiter heard me and suggested that I talk to the bartender, who just so happened to be a travel agent. And so, the next morning, I found myself at a travel agent's office in Kihei. Flights between the islands were cheaper than I had expected. By booking a trip to the Big Island and cancelling the last few nights of my stay at the Grand Wailea (nice, but expensive), I actually saved money.
I approached my trip to the Big Island much the way I approached every trip back then. Zero prep. But I figured the hotel concierge would have ideas.
As my plane approached the airport in Hilo, I could see some stunning waterfalls out the window. And I was able to watch the roads and get a good idea of how to get to them -- they appeared to be in the middle of a residential neighborhood. As soon as I picked up my rental car I hightailed it for them. I was climbing around on the lava formations at the top of the falls when I lost my footing and almost fell. I took that as a sign that I had spent enough time there. On the way to the hotel, I saw a sign for lava tubes, so I went for a visit. These weren't long or impressive as lava tubes go. But it was my first ever experience with such things, so I was pleased. I also thought it cool that this was in the middle of a residential neighborhood.
I spent most of my time on the Big Island touring Hawaii Volcanoes National Park. On one day I took a helicopter ride to see things from the air. It was kind of interesting, but a bit of a letdown. I was fascinated by the holes in the crusted surface of the lava flows. Through these skylights you could see a bright orange or red surrounded by the dark gray of the rest of the surface.
Chain of Craters Road was a highlight. This was a road that zigzagged its way down to the coast, past a craters and volcanic vents, and through a series of lava flows (with signs indicating the month and year). And it ended at lava that had literally flowed across the road. There, there was a little kiosk with information from the park rangers. There was information about what was a safe walk out onto the flow -- near the kiosk, the lava was solid and safe. But venture too far and you could be on lava that had crusted over, but hid hot flowing lava beneath. Apparently, it was not advisable to venture too far out. But for some reason the rangers couldn't downright forbid it. So there were all sorts of posters warning about all the ways you could die if you ventured too far out. But they also gave useful information about how to make such a trip relatively safe. To paraphrase:
You really shouldn't go out there. Here are all sorts of ways that you can die. And here are examples of people who died in each of these ways. But if you really insist, here's what you should bring. And what you should do.
I really wanted to go out onto the flow. But I also wanted to not die. As the sun was starting to go down, a backpacking couple meandered back from out on the flow. The told of how they found a skylight, and just kind of sat by it, toasting hot dogs over the molten rock. That almost did it. If they can go out and come back safely, there's no reason I can't. And then a thought occurred: if 100 people go out, and 98 die, the only ones I'll meet are the ones who didn't die. So I went back to the car.
I took another trip on Chain of Craters Road, taking time to stop and explore the various trails. My favorite was the Thurston lava tube. It was so much tubier than the residential neighborhood tubes of a couple days before.
And, sooner than I would have liked, my trip came to an end. A flight back to Maui for my connection to LA and then NY.
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*IIRC, ASAs could attend once every other year.
** As an aside, this is indicative of one way that Blair and I work well together. When we go on family trips, I'm totally not into figuring out stuff to do. Blair does all sorts of research and comes up with lots of activities and alternates. I'm generally happy to go along with something she comes up with.
*** Modern-day Maui consists of two lumps. Each is a dormant volcano. At one point, one of them (Haleakala, I think) erupted enough to fill in land between them. See the map at the top of this post. Honestly, I would think they're both extinct, since the Hawaiian islands were created by a hot spot. As the Pacific plate moves over the hot spot, it creates a series of volcanoes. Now that Maui isn't over the hot spot anymore, I would think its volcanoes are extinct. But I seem to recall hearing a geologist say that that's not the case. I'm not sure if I remember that correctly.
**** One particular drink, the "blue hawaii" was particularly good.
***** The "lava flow" was another good one.