entitlement inversion

Isn't language interesting?

I saw this meme posted on Facebook today. I've seen others like it many times before. They may have had the exact same language. I'm not sure.

But the actual argument is, essentially, "These things are not entitlements because we are actually entitled to them."

I find that curious.*
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*Please note that I am not taking a position on Social Security and whether or how it should be changed. I'm just observing the inversion of language.

 

ranked choice circus

We have a special city council election coming up in a week, with eight candidates for the one spot. There's one candidate who is (in my humble opinion) much better than any of the others, so I know who's getting my vote. But the city now has ranked choice voting, so the voter's job is more complicated than it was before. We are to pick our top five candidates, ranked in order of preference. So I did my research, looking up the candidates' positions and history. And I know how I'll vote -- barring the possibility of my learning something else significant (good or bad) between now and when I cast my ballot.

I'll give the powers that be credit for one thing. Reading up on how the votes will be counted, I became satisfied that picking my second, third, fourth and fifth preferences will not reduce the chances that my top pick wins. And that's important, because without that condition, the whole thing turns into a wild exercise in game theory. I'll also give them credit for the fact that you don't have to pick all five spots. You can make only one pick and your vote will count. That's important too. Of course, you can't pick the same name for all five spots; that will invalidate your ballot.

But the fact is, this going to make things too complicated. My son worked the polls in November. He said that a lot of people had filled in the oval for President twice -- because their preferred candidate was running on more than one party ticket. If a material number of people have trouble with that, then I don't see how we won't have trouble with them trying to rank their top five.

Grab your popcorn...we're in for a circus.

cinema history class: jodorowsky's dune

Session: Documentaries, Week 4
Movie: Jodorowsky's Dune (2013)
Directed by Frank Pavich

In 1974, a French consortium optioned the film rights to Frank Herbert's novel, Dune. The plan was for noted filmmaker Alejandro Jodorowsky to direct. Jodorowsky and his team spent several years working on the project -- raising funds, approaching big name celebrities (e.g., Pink Floyd, Mick Jagger, Orson Welles) to secure their involvement, and designing -- before it was ultimately scrapped. A film adaptation was eventually made by others, including director David Lynch.

I should note that I am neither a fan of Dune nor of Jodorowsky. I kind of remember that Dune was a big deal when it came out, but I never had any interest in seeing it. The mixed reports that I heard at the time did little to interest me in seeing it. As for Jodorowsky, I've had limited exposure to his work. I saw El Topo (which I wrote about here). and found it to be a largely unwatchable incoherent mess. I also have a graphic novel that he wrote. I bought it because it looked interesting and the shop-owner (whom I have come to trust after many years of patronage) said that it felt like a spaghetti western. He was right, and I did enjoy it. But it wasn't really memorable.

Based on that alone, I don't think I would have been really interested in the Dune that Jodorowsky would have created. And there really wasn't anything in this movie to change my mind. Still and all, it was interesting to watch the documentary, and see Jodorowsky talk about his vision, and what he would have done with the material. Of course, it also made clear why the film wouldn't have worked -- while studio folk wanted a movie of no more than two hours -- which seems reasonable considering that two hours is now considered a long feature -- while Jodo wanted to make a movie lasting more than ten hours. It was also interesting to hear him talk about the big names he approached to be in (or make music for) the movie, and the odd deals he cut to make it happen. For example, Salvador Dali wanted to be the highest paid actor, and so asked for $100,000 per hour. Jodorowsky offered $100,000 per minute, but cut the part to under five minutes.

The documentary has extensive interviews with plenty of other players who were heavily involved in the project. Notable was the artist H.R. Giger, who spent a lot of time and energy developing the visual look that the film would have. Interestingly, a lot of the designs that Giger created for this film found their way into subsequent film projects that he worked on. So this film that was never made turned out to be a huge influence on the science fiction genre.

As much as the subject matter -- a movie that was never made (and wouldn;t have interested me if it had been made) and a director whom I'm not particularly interested in -- doesn't interest me, I found the documentary itself to be fascinating. A good part of it is that a lot of the principal players are still alive and were available for interviews. This served to bring the subject to life in a way that didn;t happen with, say the Weng Weng documentary that we watched earlier. I'll note that it also helped to humanize Jodorowsky in my mind -- something which is a good thing considering how porrly I think of El Topo.

more at&t hoo-hah

I started the morning all set to write an angry post directed at AT&T.

Before going on, I should know that my anger was partially fueled by my horrendous experience with AT&T last summer and fall. I wrote about that experience here.* While that episode is resolved I still have a sour taste in my mouth.

Anyway, I spoke to customer service in December about a different issue. He sold me on a new plan. As he described it, I would have more and better service, with some extras (e.g., HBO Max**), at no extra cost. In truth, I don't remember if he said it would be the same cost or cheaper. But he did assure me that it wouldn't be more expensive. More for less? Sign me up! But yesterday I got my first bill on the new plan, and it does cost more.

Blair and I both twote about this yesterday, and customer service reached out. There was no progress as of this morning. But this afternoon, customer service reached out. I told her what I was angry about, and that I wanted my old plan back. Turns out the old plan is discontinued. She said she'd look into what she can do for me and call back. We left it at that. I have to admit that I was impressed by this customer service rep's poise. I was angry -- very angry. And I wasn't shy about letting her know. I didn't insult her or curse, but I did raise my voice and my tone wasn't always pleasant. She probably wanted to tell me to shove it, but she handled it all very well.

Anyway, once I was off the phone I looked back at my bill, comparing it to an old bill. And I realized that the price differential isn't nearly what I had thought it is. And now that we like HBO Max, well, if we were to revert to the old plan we'd want to pay for a subscription. That further reduces the price differential. Blair and I discussed it. The improved service makes the new service worth the price differential.

So I called back and said we'd stick with the new service. Honestly, I'm still annoyed that the rep -- the one I spoke to last month -- told me falsely that I wouldn't be paying more. I'm tempted to say he lied, but I suspect that it was more of a mistake than a lie. But all's well that ends well. I guess.

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*The TLDR version? We ordered a phone from AT&T. We never got the phone, but AT&T kept charging us for it. It took endless hours on multiple phone calls and trips to the evil AT&T store (the one in Floral Park) over three and a half months before I finally got my money back.

**I never wanted HBO Max, but now that I have it through AT&T, I love it. They have a lot of good old movies, and I've started streaming Game of Thrones.

the pastrami shirt

First, a shameless plug. You can go to Sharon's Zazzle store to buy the shirts discussed here.

A couple years ago -- I'm not sure how many -- I asked Sharon if she could draw a pastrami sandwich for us to make pastrami-themed T-shirts. I had ideas for what the shirts should say, but lacked the artistic skills to create the shirts that my mind was envisioning.

It took a long time to get things going.

Sharon was interested in the challenge, but it was hard for me to explain what was in my head as the iconic pastrami sandwich picture. It had to be an overstuffed sandwich on rye bread. Cut in half, with both halves facing the viewer. And the top slice of bread has to be sort of arched because of the meat below it. It was really hard to convey what was in my brain. Eventually, we started googling "pastrami sandwich" and we found some pictures that looked pretty close. But Sharon was having trouble drawing a sandwich that she felt was good enough. I thought several of her pictures were plenty fine, but she was unhappy with them.

Eventually, I asked if she could take an actual picture and use software tools to turn it into a drawing. She liked that idea. But then there was another issue. It didn't seem like a good idea to start with someone else's picture and use it for a T-shirt design that she would sell. Even if she digitally altered the picture, it seemed to me that this would present an ethical problem, and probably a legal one as well. Admittedly, it seemed like a remote possibility that it would cause us problems. But, still...

Fortunately, I hit on a better idea. We could buy a pastrami sandwich at Sarge's and take pictures of it. Then she could work with the pictures. No copyright issue. No concern ethics. Of course, someone would have to eat the sandwich, but that was a sacrifice I was willing to make.

Even with all that, it took a while before everything was done. This wasn't exactly Sharon's top priority. She's a teenage girl who's into drawing animals. I don't really believe she was greatly enthused about drawing deli meats for her middle-aged father. But she did it eventually. I think one thing that helped encourage her was when her friend started selling mugs online with one of her drawings. It wasn't pastrami -- it was a drog. I guess it helped when she saw how easy it is.

So now she has her Zazzle store with three different pastrami T-shirts. And one drog. Next I'll see if I can get her to add T-shirts with math jokes on them.