Sunday, November 27, 2022

wilko johnson -- r.i.p.

I don't generally make a habit of eulogizing celebrities in this blog, so it can be hard to recognize when I really need to do it.

But when a celebrity mattered enough to me that I named my cat after him -- well, that's a strong indicator. My cat Wilko is blissfully unaware that her namesake, Wilko Johnson, has passed away.

I remember when Wilko (the Johnson, not the cat) was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. It was about ten years ago, and everyone thought his death was imminent. I remember talking to Wreckless Eric about it, and saying that I should write him a letter telling him how much his music meant to me. Eric thought it was a good idea, but I never followed through. I should have.

In the event, Wilko lasted an unexpected decade or so -- apparently he had a rare nonaggressive form of pancreatic his disease. So in that time he wrote a memoir, performed and recorded what was arguably the best music of his career.

But that's not really where I want to focus.

I became aware of Wilko because of  Dr. Feelgood, the band that shot him to prominence. In England, anyway. Fickle fate never really accorded Wilko much fame in the US. But I'll ignore that. Dr. Feelgood was (technically, still is) a British R&B band, and Wilko was their original guitarist. I bought Dr. Feelgood's first album, Down by the Jetty, at a used record store in Manhattan. This was at a time that I was first getting really interested in rock music, and had taken an interest in the British pub rock movement of the mid 1970s. I saw Dr. F's name mentioned in the liner notes on a Ducks Deluxe album. Back then, that was all that was necessary to get me to try a band. I loved the gritty quality. In some ways they were like Ducks Deluxe, who had become my favorite band -- my rock and roll ground zero if you will. But they were different. In some ways they were more disciplined. Crisper. I have heard them described as being like the early Rolling Stones, or the George Thorogood, or The Blues Brothers band. 


Dr. Feelgood was, at the time, organized around an axis of two charismatic frontmen -- Wilko Johnson and Lee Brilleaux. The two of them shared vocal duties. Instrumentally, Brilleaux played harmonica. He also played occasional slide guitar. But Wilko was the band's primary guitarist. He had developed an unusual playing style. It was very choppy, but he would play rhythm and lead at the same time -- in effect sounding like two guitarists.


Dr. Feelgood quickly became one of my favorite bands -- in no small part because of Wilko. He was writing the bulk of their original material.

Sadly, Wilko's role in Dr. Feelgood ended in 1977. He left the group while they were recording their fourth album (including one live effort). It has never been clear to me whether he quit or the rest of the guys kicked him out. The catalyst was a dispute over what songs to include, but of course that couldn't be the entire story. I think I saw in a documentary that the pressure of writing songs for the group was getting to Wilko. One can speculate about other causes, but the bottom line is that Wilko was out of the group.

There was a possibility of a reconciliation, but that was not to be, as Wilko explained.

At any rate, the band replaced Wilko and soldiered on. In fact, an iteration of the band is still around today, having released a new album earlier this month. But, by the end of 1982 Lee Brilleaux was the only original member left. And he died in 1994. I think Gypie Mayo, the guitarist who replaced Wilko, was technically a better musician. And the group was still great. But they lost Wilko's distinctive sound, and I think that was a huge loss.

Wilko continued with other bands -- as frontman for the Solid Senders, as a member of Ian Dury's Blockheads. And he recorded a bunch of solo albums. My favorite among them was Ice on the Motorway. I remember first coming across it in a record store. These were the days before the world wide web, and it was hard to keep track of who had albums coming out -- especially when we were talking about British acts whose albums weren't being released in the US.


I never did get to see Wilko (or Dr. Feelgood, for that matter) in concert. That's a function of my age and the fact that I live in the US, as opposed to Europe. But I have spent many hours listening to the music Wilko made -- through all the various incarnations of his career. And I am thankful that I knew his music.

Wednesday, November 16, 2022

headquartered to death


This post is about the Monkees' third album, Headquarters.

Decades ago, when I was first buying records, I bought a used copy of the album on vinyl.

When Arista released it on CD, I bought a copy.

When Rhino rereleased it on CD with a few bonus tracks, I bought a copy.

When Rhino released a two-disc deluxe edition, I bought a copy.

When Rhino released a three-disc collection (focusing on studio outtakes) titled The Headquarters Sessions.

When Rhino released a two-disc deluxe edition, I bought a copy.

When Rhino released a three-disc super deluxe edition, I bought a copy.

Now Rhino is releasing a four-disc super deluxe edition.

Rhino can go fuck itself.

Tuesday, November 15, 2022

cinema history class: children shouldn't play with dead things (1972)

The session: "1972: Fifty Years of Horror, Sci-Fi and Fantasy."
All four movies in this session are from the year 1972 -- The year that brought us Richard Nixon's reelection, the ugliest baseball cards in Topps' history, and the Dow's first close above 1,000.

 


As always, there may be spoilers here. And the trailer may be NSFW and/or NSFL.

Week 1: Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (1972)
Directed by Bob Clark

My Impressions Going In:
I had very little familiarity with this movie going in. I knew the title -- my friends and I used to snigger about it when I was in college. I don't remember the context for sure. I think one friend showed us a collection of trailers for low budget films.

Plot:

A theater troupe is spending the night in a cemetery on an island off the coast of Florida. All is going well until the dead start coming to life. Horror ensues.

Reaction and Other Folderol:
In a way, CSPwDT has a split personality. The first part was too slow and boring. It did have some clever dialogue, but there just wasn't enough to hold my interest. But once the dead started coming to life, the thing really took off. From that point forward it really took off.

The only problem with the second part is that it was too derivative of Night of the Living Dead. Others accurately noted that there were some creative touches thrown in. For example, the emergence of the dead from underground was exceptionally well done here. So one could argue that the second half is a well-done homage to Night. Maybe. I am actually willing to give the movie credit for its creativity.

But there are just too many weaknesses. Aside from the aforementioned plot issue and slow beginning, the acting was atrocious.

Ratings
Me: 6
Bob-O: 8.8
Dave: 9.6
Ethan: 10
Joe: 10

Sunday, November 13, 2022

two online utilities to recommend

 I don't often recommend websites  on this blog. While I may have done so in passing, I'm pretty sure I've never written a post with the aim of recommending an online resource. But I'm gonna do it now.

For those who don't want to bother reading my lengthy buildup, the two recommendations are faxzero (a tool for faxing documents) and combinepdf (a tool for combining multiple pdfs into one).

Now that I've given away the punchline, let me set up with a real world example. But first, let me note that I do not have a fax machine. I do have a printer/copier/scanner. In theory, it should be able to send and receive faxes, but those capabilities have been disabled. For practical purposes, I can't use the feeder to scan multiple sheets into one document -- it usually jams, and the image is usually of poor quality. I get much better results if I go through the tedious process of scanning each page separately in the flatbed.

So, party A sent me a three page pdf. They wanted me to fill out certain parts, then forward to party B to fill out other parts. B was then to send the document back to me so I could send it back to A. No, the form was not one of those fill-in-able pdfs. Filling stuff out had to be done by hand. Oddly, A was happy to conduct their end by email. But B wanted me to fax the document to them. Which makes no sense to me, since they were happy to email to me. But I didn't want to get into an argument over it.

In the end, the steps were:
  • A emailed me the document.
  • I printed it out.
  • I filled out my sections.
  • I scanned the three pages individually, creating three one-page documents.
  • I used combinepdf to create one three-page document.
  • I used faxzero to send the document to B.
  • B completed their section, and emailed it back to me.
  • I forwarded that email to A.
Both websites offered their services for free, though faxzero does charge if you want anything but very low volume. They were both very easy to use.

As free services go, I rate faxzero a nine and combinepdf a ten. Faxzero loses points because its free service limits you to five faxes per day, and faxes cannot be more than three pages long. To fax more you have to pay.


 

Tuesday, November 8, 2022

happy tunesday! i don't want to go to toronto


Fans of Dr. Demento (yes, invoking that name definitely dates me) are likely familiar with "Bulbous Bouffant," a little verbal sketch by The Vestibules that has gotten a lot of play on his show. "BB" has also been featured on at least one Demento-branded compilation.

We were talking about it and I wondered what else The Vestibules did. And I found this little gem, "I Don't Want to Go to Toronto." And I love it, so I figured I'd share it here.

I do note that I listened to some other stuff and came across "Something's Wrong with Gilligan's Island," which is also very entertaining (but not quite as entertaining). I bring this up because I note a very thematic similarity between the two. Both feature a grungy but catchy refrain and hook which is endlessly repeated. Over the refrain, someone shouts a litany of absurdist exclamations that support the title of the song. For example, "Something's Wrong with Gilligan's Island includes (among other things) the assertion that "The boat is no longer called "The Minnow." It's now called "The Daily Special Includes Soiup and a Salad!" I love it. I love both. But I wouldn't want to listen to a whole album of it back to back to back to... Inserted, mixed in with my music collection, it would be perfect.

Enjoy.

Sunday, November 6, 2022

2022 stoopidstats 2: the new rankings

First of all, it's important to congratulate the Phillies. The franchise enjoyed its 10,000th win this year. They started the year with 9,935 wins, and won 87 during the year, bringing the total to 10,022.

On a similar note, the Miami Marlins won 69 games, so the geographic identifier "Miami" passed the 700 win mark, going from 653 to 722. Congratulations, "Miami"!

The Marlins and the Tampa Bay Rays combined for 155 wins. So the state of Florida, which opened the season with 3,947 wins, enjoyed its 4,000th, finishing the season at 4,102. Congratulations, Florida!

There were no new teams, and no franchise movement, so there was very little changing of ranking. But there was some. The Mets passed the Rangers to move into 19th place in wins. And "Miami," as a geographic identifier, passed "Anaheim" (which is no longer used by any team) to move into 32nd place.

But the big movement could be found in team nickname. The Cleveland franchise stopped using "Indians" after the 2021 season, replacing it with "Guardians," becoming the first ever major league franchise to use the "Guardians" nickname. They won 92 games this year, so the nickname now ranks 95th. Below are the nicknames that "Guardians" passed.

I plan to share my updated wins and games-over-.500 graphs in a future post. I find those graphs fun to look at, but they are kind of useless in terms of conveying useful information.


A note:
"N/A" is what I am using for the Chicago/Pittsburgh UA franchise from 1884. Some sources give their names as the Stogies (Pittsburgh) and Browns (Chicago). Following my general protocol, I would call them the "Stogies/Browns." But baseball-referenc.com doesn't give them a name. And since that site is my source for all truth, that is what I am going with.