Showing posts with label conspiracy theories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label conspiracy theories. Show all posts

Saturday, March 25, 2017

yes, virginia, there is an australia

I've gotten intrigued by this whole viral thing about how some Swedish FaceBook star* named Shelley Floryd believes that Australia doesn't exist.

I saw an article, which I shared, commenting that that would explain Air Supply. On someone else's post I commented that I once knew someone who said he was "moving to Australia." I never saw him again.

The theory, as explained here, is that the British made up Australia as a cover so they could just drown their prisoners in the ocean. Makes sense to me, and I wouldn't put it past the gummint to perpetrate such an elaborate hoax -- if not for the fact that they could never pull it off.

But I wasn't satisfied with seeing the article. I wanted to get back to primary sources. The video in the article I linked above referred to Floryd as an experimental Youtuber, so I went to Youtube. Alas, she only has a few videos up. They date back a few years, and none of them are about Australia being a hoax. I did find some other such videos -- more on them later.

Before I go on, let me note for the record that Floryd does not actually believe it. See the picture from her FaceBook page.

Based on that, and a couple other posts on her Facebook page, it seems clear that this was part of a plot to get to 10,000 followers.  So maybe I shouldn't do this blogpost, which is only serving to give her more publicity. Awww, who am I kidding? Nobody reads this blog, so I can post this without helping her at all.

Anyway, I tried to scroll down her Facebook page to find the original post. I gave up after scrolling down for what seemed like forever. She had lots of links to mainstream media articles about her thinking that Australia is fake, and a few posts along the lines of "Remember -- Australia is fake." And, of course, lots of non-Australia-related stuff. Including a long video of her in a sheer negligee and sports jacket sitting -- it looks like she's on a toilet but the camera angle is, thankfully, high enough that I can't be sure -- and reading from a Harry Potter book.

Above, I promised to get to the other Youtube videos that claimed that Australia is a hoax. This is the one that caught my attention:

It's hard to know if this is real or not. She seems sincere and all. But, but...the stupid! She also posted a bunch of other stupid videos. In one, called "England is Confusing," she talks about the language barrier between England and the US. 

If she's not incredibly stupid, then she's a great actor. On the other hand, my whole Joey Thumpe persona was pretty stupid. I wonder if anyone fell for it...




*I should admit here that I didn't even know there was such a thing as a Facebook "star." But what do I know? I still have trouble navigating the intertubes.